Re-Blog If Wayne “ISN’T” The Best Rapper Alive.
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Beard Compliment Translations
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
pretty much.
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I HATE WHEN I GET CONFRONTED AND:
People try and act hard like:
Thinking imma react like:
But what comes out is:
Than there friends feel the need to say somthing, so i hit them with the:
and a
my teams inda background like:
cuz they know:
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this is so fucking true………………
train horn scare… filmed by me (sorry for dropping the camera lol)
The Pros and Cons of Breathing by Fall Out Boy
I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself. You know that I could crush you with my voice. Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me. Hide the details, I don’t want to know a thing. I hate the way you say my name, like it’s something secret. My pen is the barrel of the gun. Remind me which side you should be on.
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now that looks delicious… don’t it?
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After Hurricane Irene hit Puerto Rico, the streets were so flooded that a shark managed to be swimming around.
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"Say What's Real"
